The Zane of my Existence.

Hello there, welcome to another gratuitous celebrity sweater post that includes more than just sweaters. I've found such a lovely array of excellent Billy Zane photos that I couldn't resist arranging them here, neatly and well labeled, for your enjoymizzle.



This photo displays an excellent example of that rare-as-gold-dust "Clooney Beard" we've mentioned. Look at how skillfully Mr. Zane grows his scruff! Hmm, looks like he hasn't put on his sweater yet. Oops!






The following three snapshots (yes, I realize the last two are of the same outfit, but I couldn't resist the varied smile/crows feet combos), of an older, more sophisticated Zane wearing what is apparently his chosen uniform. Happily for us, his chosen uniform consists of sweaters, buttondowns, and face-melting hotitude. Oh, and golf hats.



Are you kidding me with this face, Billy Zane? Jeebus.




I'm going to SAY that I'm posting this because the turtleneck is apropos- but I'm ACTUALLY just posting it because it's ridiculously, eye-gougingly, effing beautiful. I have a FULL BILL-ONER.

Back to work Monday...

and these HANDS certainly look like they're capable of a lot of work.

The vulnerable, let's get down to...your down comforter sweatered man.

The Warm, The Fuzzy, and the Muscular.

Hello and welcome to our homage to the glory and wonder that is a hot dude in a sweater. Yep, a sweater...and sometimes a fleece pullover. That's right, sleeves pulled up to expose strong forearms, that cute little zipper with the popped collar. The bulging chest and bicep area under taught wool or poly blend...Ok, now I sound kind of creepy.

But who can deny the impulse to cuddle, fondle, and hug (and then probably cook for) a smoking hot man wearing a good looking sweater? Not us, that's for sure. Definitely not us.

So here is where we shall share photos of effing hot guys in sweaters and the like. We'll be posting pics we collect from the internet as well as photos we take of willing participants on the street or in our coffee shop (which probably isn't going to help us get a date). Aren't you glad we're happy to be the lecherous strangers soliciting photographs so you don't have to? Of course, by all means, feel free to submit your own Men In Sweaters photo.


Oh, and one more thing: keep an eye out for the occasional posting of the rare, but beautiful "Clooney Beard". You know, not a full on Pedophile Beard, just a little bit of can't-be-bothered-to-shave beard stubble. The much coveted, perfect, quarter-inch of manly facial hair.

On with the sweaters!