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An OG sweater.

My mom sent this to me this afternoon. Oh, mom... though there is some (by "some" I mean "complete") uncertainty about the authenticity of Sting's garment ( as it would relate to this blog), I have decided that I WANT to believe , more than I want to adhere to my own rules, that the uber-thin, muscle showing, micro-fiber, peck-hugger he is wearing is an actual sweater and not a shirt. And really, if it were truly a sweater- it would be an amazing, perfect, heaven-sent sweater, would't it. So here you are. I choose delusion and give you :


Sting's sweater.

You're Welcome.

The discerning smirk of a confidently sweatered man.